“Claire, mommy and me will drive to Rootgers ebery Sunday to stock your refrigerator.”
“Oh! We can just buy an apartment in New Brunswick and stay there on Saturday and let Joanie sleep in your dorm, then take her home Sunday.”
“Claire, I’ll install a verizon phone in your dorm so we can call you every night.”
What? Why??
“How will we know if you’re home?”

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Papa, when did you all of a sudden decide to become a parent to me?